Tuesday, April 1, 2008

What now, BAHNETCH?


Ian thinks he knows a butt load of crap about electro-magnetics, but I know someone who would shame Ian on any gamma coefficient. His name is Magneto. Professor Wikipedia recently explained the greatness of Magneto to a worldwide audience:
Magneto is an mutant capable of generating magnetic fields, enabling him to control ferrous metals (iron, steel, etc.). Magneto can use his magnetic fields to move and otherwise alter objects composed of ferrous metals, sometimes weighing many thousands of tons. He can project ferrous metals at high velocity, liquefy and reshape them, manipulate iron in the human bloodstream, affect diamagnetic substances to a limited extent, and achieve a wide range of other effects. He often generates a magnetic force field to protect himself, and can expand this field to protect other people and objects around him. His force field has withstood the vacuum of deep space and assaults from multiple X-Men and Avengers. Magneto is capable of personal levitation and sustained flight at high speeds. Magneto is also able to perceive the world around him as patterns of electromagnetic energy, and can perceive the electrical auras surrounding living beings. Unlike most mutants, whose powers first appear upon the onset of puberty, Magneto's didn't fully develop until his 20's due to a bout of Hepatitis.
TO SUM UP, the only thing Bahnetch has in common with Magneto is Hepatitis and the fact that they both communicate mostly through refrigerator magnets.
Put that on your Smith chart.